you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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