like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
only you would photoshop your dick
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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