Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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