i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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