Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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