The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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