But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think I died a long time ago.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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