the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
