And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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