Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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