Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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