Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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