rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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