It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Terrible idea I love it
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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