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The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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