That's intense
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize