He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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