We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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