i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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