'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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