It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My first STD was from a foam party
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
