A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She's the barista slut.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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