the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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