my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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