that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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