is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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