Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
