She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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