It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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