Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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