Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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