That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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