i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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