you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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