On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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