People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Randomize
