I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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