There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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