You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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