I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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