i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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