i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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