They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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