I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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