who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
worst night to have a conscience
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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