I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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