I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
