i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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