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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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