oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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