iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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