She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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