Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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