she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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