Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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