So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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