Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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