I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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